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8/22/2000: Bagg O' Nuts Show at Jacks Kicks in Garfield - August 24th!!
Whats up people! The Bagg O'Nuts Official & Unofficial Sites have merged to bring you all the latest emails, info, show dates times & exclusive emails straight from Kyle & the Bagg to you! Wow! What could be better? (Enjoy the latest official email from Kyle:) So how is everyone on this most wonderful of Mondays ????? Have you been enjoyingg my little flingg with artwork to promote our shows????? I hope so. Well here I am back in text to tell you all about the next show
featuringg some of your favorite balls. oooops I mean Nuts. (sometimes I slip up ) Our next show is one of the Bagg O' Nuts Presents giggs. It's happeningg this thursday night at a lovely new venue called JACKS KICKS in Garfield NJ.  It's located at 252 Midland ave. And the telephone number is 973-478-5222 . The NUTS that will be performingg at this show are BIG BAD JOE CONTE and Kyle (that's me) will be hostingg the shindigg. There are two more of the areas top comedians on the bill and the show will be headlined by nationally touringg comedian Joe Picolli. So come on out and have a great night of laughs on us (well...... not on us. There will be a small fee of $5.00 )  I hope you all know that we miss you all and hope you are haveingg a great summer!!!!!!   I love you and am looking forward to seeingg you at this show. Keep in touch with yourselves and if ya feel like it you can touch me. Thanks a bunch of oats,   -  Kyle Sarrecchia  Bagg O' Nuts

6/15/2000: News Flash!!! Bagg O' Nuts Show at Geraldines in Lake Hiawatha on 6/19/2000!!!
Check it out kiddies! Kyle told me he's doing a show in our hometown of Lake Hiawatha, NJ (also known as Shithole, NJ)
Actually Geraldine's  isn't that bad of a place for a show & hopefully lots of locals will show up! See you there! - PM
(Official mail from Kyle:) Hello again everybody. I thought it would be a great idea to tell you about something new and exciting that is taking place in Baggville.  Now to add to our slew of kick ass shows, we are running our own rooms. The first one being Geraldines in lovely Lake Hiawatha NJ. These shows are called bagg O' Nuts presents.  We figure, hey we're tired of people telling us how to do it when we clearly do it better. The first show, like I said , will be held at Geraldines Grill at 450 North Beverwyck Road in Lake Hiawatha. It's about 1 mile from rt 46 & rt 80. the show is this Monday June 19th and atarts at 8:30. This is My home town and I will be tearing it up that night. The special thing about these shows is that it's not only the Bagg that will be performing. There will be a delicious mix of nuts and New york/New Jersey's top talent.

This week: The MC for the show is none other than Frankie Cee.( it's his home town too)
Also performing:
Josh Wade
Kyle (me)
And the headliner.........James " Pancakes" O' Malley

So come out and have a great night of laughs. Hey come early and Have dinner. Geraldines boasts the finest food in Morris county. Your sweet cheeks will love it! ! ! ! Remember the show starts at 8:30 at Geraldines on 450 North Beverwyck Road
in Lake Hiawatha 973-257-3636 PS Stop that! ! ! I can see you. And quite frankly it's disgusting !

Thank you,
Kyle
Bagg O' Nuts

5/8/2000: Bagg O' Nuts Live At Rascals in Orange Tonight!
Check out the banner below everyone. See ya at Rascals tonight! - PM
Hello everybody. I'm goingg to make this one short for yall. I just wanted to remind yall that The BAGG O'NUTS will be performingg the Big bagg extravaganza  tonight. The show is at Rascals in West Orange. It's exit 7 off of rt 280 on pleasant valley way. It's goingg to be a rowdy night!!! WE have none other than  Crazy, Ugly Joe Picolli openingg up the show so it's goingg to be mayhem from the word go. Come on out and enjoy a lousy, boring, burnt the chicken you were waiting all damn day to eat Monday night. The show starts at 8:30 . Come on
out you little rat fink.  I hope to see you there.

Blinks and flickers,
Kyle
Bagg O' Nuts

5/5/2000: Paulie's Place 2 now up & running:
Hi everybody! After your done reading about Kyle's next show dates. Please check out my 2nd web site Paulie's Place 2
It lets you play Taito's "Phoenix" (the old arcade game from the 80's) without any file installs. It also features Elian's "Wassaap!", Stephen Kings E-Book "Riding the Bullet" & a movie from my favorite 2 Canadian heroes "Terrence & Philip". Check it out by clicking this link: www.angelfire.com/punk/pollywog/& while your at it click an advertisement to make the providers of this web site happy.

5/2/2000: Bagg O' Nuts/Rascals
Heres the latest message from Kyle with a mock up of the banner he sent for Rascals! Break a leg guys! - PM
If you can't open the flyer it says, in so many colors and cool fonts, that we will be at Rascals next Monday May 8th. Show starts at 8:30. WDHA will be there along with Nationally touring comic Joe Picolli. Also on hand will be Bobbie Gonzo of Comedy Nite. Looking forward to seeing you there. Don't forget about Hoboken at the Clam broth house this Tomorrow night. Wednesday the 3rd. It's right above the Cadillac bar.  Come out and hang. I hear we're even funnier than the last time you saw us. Now isn't  that quirky ???? Kyle Bagg O' Nuts. Baggonuts.com

4/28/2000: New Upcoming Show Schedule
Whats up all? Everyone who didn't show up at Dio at the Birch Hill missed a really great show! Shout out to Frankie C. he was there. WaAaAsSsSSuuup!!!! Anyway Kyle sent the upcoming show schedule. Hoboken sounds good I might even show up there. Kyles email is in green. - Paulie
Hoboken How do ya do's: Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Well hello again my fine feathered friends, and a big hello to the rest of you that don't have feathers. It's ok. Don't be jealous of us lucky feather bearing bird people.We love you just the way you are!!!  I'm here to remind all of you about the Bagg O'Nuts invasion of Hoboken coming up next week. The show is at the Clambroth House right above the Cadillac bar. The show is this Wednesday May 3rd and starts at 8:00 pm. This is our first time performing in the city of drunken illusions and promises to be an eventful evening. I hope to see all of you there. Bumps and bruises, - K-Smash (Kyle) Bagg O'Nuts

Here's the next couple of shows coming up in the near future:
* Rascals in West Orange NJ: May 8th 8:30 pm ( WDHA, Bobbie Gonzo,and Joe Picolli will be on hand)
** Backstreet gourmet in Nutley NJ: May 18th 10:00 pm
*** The Groove in Lyndhurst NJ: May 19th 8:00 pm sharp
**** Kyle at Stand Up Ny: May 23rd 8:30 pm ( I have no idea why the font just changed on me )

4/26/2000: Latest Show News & Updates
Heres some more show dates from Kyle! Watch for my new site Paulies Place 2 coming soon!
Kyle at Stand up NY on May 23rd 8:30 show may 3rd Clam broth house in Hoboken 8:00 show Backstreet Gourmet in Nutley NJ.  May 18th 10:00 show  The groove in Lyndhurst MAy19th 8:00 sharp show - K

4/20/2000: Mistake in the email below!
I want to apologise for making a mistake on the last e-mail. The show starts at 8:00 not 9:30. That was the Zeier show last night that started at 9:30. Sorry. Also the number of the club is   201-460-1217 See you there.  Thanks,  Kyle

4/18/2000: Heres a letter from Kyle about the latest gig:
Well hello there again. It seems like I'm writingg these things more and more doesn't it ? That's because I am. It's a good sign that the bigg Bagg is gettingg more and more shows due to the fact that it's hard not to notice a bunch of funny, down to earth guys that bringg an army of loyal drunks and hooligans to the shows with them. We're slowly but surely talkingg over the scene here people, and your a bigg part of it. Thanks again!!! So As much as I do like to blab about nothing I do actually have a reason for this letter. We are openingg a new club this Friday night. The place is called The Groove in Lyndhurst. It was formerly known as Insomnia if that helps anyone. It is right on Ridge road and Kigsland Ave. It has some sort of huge tripped out coffee cup or somethingg by the front door. From what I hear you can't miss it.  Now for a longg time you've been supportingg us at our weeknight shows and they got nice and crazy for ya. Well I'll let you in on a little secret. YOU AINT SEEN NOTHINGG YET! ! ! ! ! ! ! Think about it people. We get to hangg with you on a night when we don't have to go to work the next morningg. To boot the place doesn't shut down after the show. It transforms into a dance club. So bringg your jiggly ass on the dance floor and give yourself a heart attack like the two fat asses ( me and Conte) are goingg to do. It's goingg to kick ass !!! The show starts at 9:30 sharp.  So I hope to see you all there. A good time will be had by all. ( in hick accent) I guaranteee it ! ! !

Later lovers,
Kyle
Bagg O' Nuts
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